Send in the Clowns!

So, I forgot what day it was while reading the following article…..and followed with a quick post. Glad I read it in its entirety before throwing it up here!

Sad thing is that it was totally believable!

http://www.pennlive.com/editorials/index.ssf/2009/04/no_more_mopin_around_gov_rende.html

......We can rest easy today knowing our stimulus money is going towards a good cause.

Obama’s emotive “investment” strategy just may work!

Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, who reminds me of a “Honeymooners” throwback, has allocated $15 Million for clowns, mimes, magicians, street performers and comedians to perform at malls, fairs, and festivals across the state.

This is sure to ease the worried minds of those in despair over the economy….along with a surge of child molestation! I’m sure the coal miners will enjoy the influx of creeps converging on the area.

The following is an actual excerpt from the article I came across…..

“One of the concerns, however, is that the national
shortage of clowns at the moment -- due to the foreclosure of the largest
clown
school in Florida -- could spell difficulties for hiring the needed numbers.”

So, if you are out of the job, throw on some white face paint and head North!